Gwyneth Paltrow Is Engaged

It’s official. Or rather, it’s been official for a whole year, and we had no idea. According to Entertainment Tonight, Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk are engaged after more than three years of dating—and there’s a ring to prove it. The actress turned Goop empress has been spotted wearing the massive bauble at her recent events, with one insider saying the big news was kept under wraps because the two “both knew it would happen, but it wasn’t a big thing to them because they were both in long marriages before.” We’d like to call this conscious coupling.