9 White Elephant Gifts People Will Actually Fight Over

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Every year, the prospect of the dreaded white elephant gift exchange brings to mind that episode of The Office wherein Michael Scott brings an iPod (haha what’s an iPod, am I right?) and chaos ensues. Even without an iPod in the mix, there’s always one gift everyone tries to diabolically scheme away from supposed loved ones. Seriously, how is this a holiday game? It’s designed for people who like to watch the world burn. But since there’s a 95% chance you’re going to attend a white elephant gift exchange this year—a number we arrived at in a completely scientific and not-made-up manner—we rounded up nine gifts to bring. We know gift giving is “not a competition” but bring one of these and you’ll totally win.

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White Elephant Gifts

Match Stix Shimmer Skinstick

$25

Fenty Beauty By Rihanna

Sephora

Chaos is a ladder—or, in this case, a Fenty Beauty highlighter.

Baby Steps Socks

$24

Mother

Mother

10/10 would use our steal for these socks.

Cold Brew Coffee Maker

$25

Takeya

Amazon

This cold brew coffee maker is sure to inspire some Game of Thrones–level scheming.

‘Tis the Fantasy-son With USB Foot Warmers

$45

Modcloth

Unicorn. Slippers. With. Foot. Warmers. We've seen friendships end over less.

Sleep Tight

$22

This Works

This Works

More than a third of Americans don't get enough sleep (actual statistic), which means 35% of the people in your white elephant group are going to do battle over this snooze-inducing set.

Bento Box Cheers 3Pc Bento Box

$28

Sugarfina

Sugarfina

Three booze-inspired flavors that will be the undoing of at least one BFF-ship.

Adult Party Game

$30

What do you meme?

Amazon

The person who walks away with this game will probably end up playing it with a different set of friends.

JF Universal Salt

$12

Jennifer Fisher

Jennifer Fisher

To cause a rift in your bougie-est friend group.

Therapy Bath Salts

$28

Organic To Green

Organic To Green

Because it's 2017 and everyone needs all the help de-stressing they can get.