Pippa Middleton’s Official Wedding Theme Sounds Like So Much Fun
All right, kids, Pippa Middleton’s wedding weekend is officially upon us. The theme? Scotland. This isn’t particularly surprising, as the father of the groom is from Scotland and owns a castle as well as a 10,000-acre estate near Loch Ness. (Casual.) He’s also the Laird of Glen Affric, which means Pippa will one day be Lady Glen Affric. Anyone else getting serious Outlander vibes here?
Haggis canapés, lamb and whiskey are all on the menu, along with 17 pounds of Beluga caviar from an anonymous Russian donor (ah, but that donation could be ours for the taking). And, yes, to answer your most pressing question: There will be bagpipes. And maybe a kilt or two.