Jessica Biel And Justin Timberlake Only Have Cool-Parent Problems

Rearing a child is no easy feat—and it comes with its ups and downs, as Jessica Biel told Stephen Colbert last night on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. A conversation about her son Silas (with husband Justin Timberlake) took a turn for the hilarious as she regaled Stephen with tales from her son’s “terrible twos.”

Relatable: how she feels about people who wake up her son in the middle of the night. “You know, if you wake my kid up in the middle of the night by accident, you’re dead to me,” she says. Not so relatable: Most of the time it’s her “wild musician” husband and his friends doing the waking. Same, Jessica, same. (Just replace “wild musician” with literally anything else and “son” with “dog.”) Stars, they’re just like us.

See the full interview below.