Beyoncé’s pregnancy has been a series of break-the-internet moments, of which the latest installment is “The Bey-bies Have Names (Maybe).” While Beyoncé and Jay-Z haven’t spoken out about the twins since their birth, that hasn’t stopped people from going full-on Nancy Drew to try and find out more about them. Case in point: The twins have reportedly been bestowed the names Rumi and Sir—because some super sleuther discovered that Bey and Jay’s company has allegedly filed trademarks for Rumi Carter and Sir Carter. (Perhaps the latter is named after her makeup artist of choice, Sir John?) TBH, while it’s a little insane that people have enough free time on their hands to discover this, those names are pretty freaking adorable. Welcome to the Carter empire, Rumi and Sir.