The Fifty Shades Freed Trailer Is Here, And We Have Thoughts
Everyone knows you don’t marry the best sex of your life, unless you’re Fifty Shades of Grey protagonist Anastasia Steele, that is. She does just that in the latest and last installment of the film franchise, Fifty Shades Freed, the official trailer for which is out today.
Chaos ensues, it seems, in the form of irresponsible Audi driving, home-wrecking architects and homicidal ex-lovers. Worry not, however, as the two newlyweds still appear to get kinky through it all, if that’s what you’re into. Personally, as women navigating the 2017 dating world in Los Angeles, we sort of think our version of a fantasy would not so much be a BDSM-loving obscenely wealthy playboy but rather a man in possession of any full-time job who prefers meaningful missionary sex followed by a loving spoon session, but we understand if this is what gets you going.
In any case, you can decide for yourself whether you want to catch the franchise’s climax (pun intended, though we stole it from the film’s marketing materials) this Valentine’s Day by watching the trailer below.
By the way, if you love Fifty Shades or, perhaps more accurately, making fun of it, we highly recommend you check out the podcast My Dad Wrote A Porno. On it, Jamie Morton reads aloud from erotic fiction written by his father (yes, you read that right) while his two friends interject with questions, comments and hilarious concerns. It’s like a Fifty Shades of Grey book club with your funniest friends, and it will change your life. (Though not as much, we must admit, as meeting an insanely wealthy and attractive man who is intent on plucking you from obscurity to spoil you materialistically and sexually for all of eternity. Sorry!)