Kylie Jenner Just Bought A Third Home, Because Sigh

19-year-old Kylie Jenner has just purchased herself a third house next door, as it turns out, to her current home in Hidden Hills, California, which she purchased just 3 months ago for $6M. According to TMZ, Jenner needed a workspace, so she bought a 4.5M home to use as her home office as well as a crash pad for friends. As one does. Both homes are near the gated community in Calabasas where Kylie owns another home, the first she’d ever purchased, which is now on the market for $3.9M.

The new Kylie Cosmetics HQ has 4 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms, a pool and a jacuzzi, just like the inexplicably arctic, fluorescent-lit cubicle from which you are currently reading this. Now, if you’ll excuse us, we need to go hide in the bathroom for a while, retracing all the various ways in which our lives have gone wrong.