Side Swept Away

by The Zoe Report

What uppp!!! It’s Rachel’s husband, Rodger. As we all know, Rachel is super stressed and busy, so she asked me to take over The Zoe Report. Ever wonder what my latest obsessions are in fashion, beauty and lifestyle? Well, now I can tell you.

A lot of people ask me, “Rodg, how do you get those perfect side swept bangs?” So I thought it only natural to cover this in my inaugural report. Let me just say, it is not easy. A lot of time and maintenance goes into my mane—but with my unprofessional guidance, you too can master the look. Let’s break it down into a step-by-step process…shall we?

Step 1: Lather, rinse and repeat with a moisturizing shampoo and conditioner…a minimum of 3 times.

Step 2: Run some product through your hair and ever so carefully sweep your bangs to the side. Let it air dry. No hairdryer necessary, can you believe it?

Step 3: And finally, look at yourself in the mirror, point and say “Lookin’ good!” Then, head out the door…don’t forget your scarf. Obvi.

There you have it—now try it at home and Tweet me your looks! Tomorrow, we’ll discuss the ascot trend…RB

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